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Ahhh, Kenosha
Apr. 2nd, 2003 02:13 amA little look at Kenosha, courtesy of the Onion:
KENOSHA, WI Roberta Litt's second-graders at LaFollette Elementary School failed to come up with a single question for visiting local historian Elmer Rasmussen Tuesday. "Come on, folks," said Litt, scolding her class. "Mr. Rasmussen was nice enough to come all the way down here today to tell us about immigrant-farmstead life in the 19th century. I find it hard to believe that not one of you has a question." Following an uncomfortable two minutes of silence, Litt ordered the children to put their heads down on their desks for the remainder of the period.
If you're unaware of the significance of Kenosha to goobs, then just be happy and forget about it.
Second-Grade Class Has No Questions For Visiting Local Historian
KENOSHA, WI Roberta Litt's second-graders at LaFollette Elementary School failed to come up with a single question for visiting local historian Elmer Rasmussen Tuesday. "Come on, folks," said Litt, scolding her class. "Mr. Rasmussen was nice enough to come all the way down here today to tell us about immigrant-farmstead life in the 19th century. I find it hard to believe that not one of you has a question." Following an uncomfortable two minutes of silence, Litt ordered the children to put their heads down on their desks for the remainder of the period.
If you're unaware of the significance of Kenosha to goobs, then just be happy and forget about it.
